Sonntag, 29. März 2015

March 29th - The Salzburg Weekend

March 29th So, I just came back from a very intense weekend in Salzburg. On Friday I headed to Obertauern to see my best friend E who has booked me in for The Ski Week. Apparently, it`s an event hosted by Brasilians „that we absolutely CANNOT miss“ – A little note on the side, my friend E loves Brasil – and of course Brasilians. My friends already arrived on Wednesday so I let them do the pre-work in terms of boys checking. And boom, although they all arrived with a „no way I`ll have something going on here“ they all left with .. pretty much the opposite. It was a night full of Beer, Food & Dancing following the topic of Oktoberfest – what a genious idea from the event hosts.. How do you theme the grande finale of a Ski Week in Austria or Germany? Exactly, Oktoberfest! But I had a fun night – starting with a Schnaps at 7, followed by – gefühlte – 20 Mass Bier – followed by „loosing“ two of the girls – finally ending up at Lürzer Alm, where my Dirndl got stuck with someones jacket, leading to a crowd of hysteric men – yes men – rushing towards my breasts to help me get my dirndl out of this jacket zip. 15 Gin Tonics later I ended up with a guy that told me that I`m not as arrogant as I look like which led to my decision to go home. On Saturday I then left for Salzburg to meet my friend B who is facing problems with her boyfriend – we would say „it`s complicated“. Apparently, he needs a break because he doesn`t know if he still has feelings for her. I mean seriously? What the Fuck! She is one of the most beautiful, clever, funny & successful women ever and YOU DON`T KNOW IF YOU STILL LOVE HER? Are you stupid or what? There`s this one thing I don`t understand .. I have so many amazing, clever, beautiful and successful girlfriends who are all single. What`s wrong with the guys? What has changed? Is it really true that men are afraid of beautiful - but most of all - successful girls?